Of all the reasons to love online gaming, antagonizing n00bs is at the top of the list. If you find yourself being trapped in the vents of Counter Strike, crying about it over voice chat is probably the wrong way to proceed. (18+ due to harsh language.)
By: SpunOne | Dec 28th, 2005 (12:26 PM) | 18+ | Thanks: 613flavah
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MatchstickMan - sarcasm is an art, therefore I am an artist
Dec 28th, 2005 (12:44 PM)
After 30 seconds of watching that I understand why the guy wouldn't let him out.
Geo logists get their rocks off
Dec 28th, 2005 (12:47 PM)
Hefelumpman is innocent of all crimes
Dec 28th, 2005 (12:51 PM)
Why did I watch the whole thing? :S
Dec 28th, 2005 (12:51 PM)
so I take it if you stand somewhere others can't get through? well...
Hobo Willie hopes there isn't a Rapiest Ape.
Dec 28th, 2005 (12:55 PM)
Dec 28th, 2005 (12:59 PM)
He wanted up there so he could camp. He could have gone back out the way he came or gone further into the ducts towards the enemy. Never have I seen someone so scared of dying in a game. :)
bluntman is what willis was talkin 'bout
Dec 28th, 2005 (1:04 PM)
bluntman is what willis was talkin 'bout
Dec 28th, 2005 (1:04 PM)
Ryder is through being cool
Dec 28th, 2005 (1:12 PM)
The funniest thing was the guy's name: "Biggest Faggot in the World". I think he changed it to that because the guy he was blocking kept calling him that. The "LOL" spray was pretty funny too.
All he had to do is explain to the guy how not moving was going to get him killed, and I'm sure the guy would have moved.
I'm clueless as to why he didn't just tell him that....
i just don't understand why you'd waste 10 minutes of your life trying to get by the guy.
then again i wasted 10 minutes of my life WATCHING him try to get by....
Schpadoinkel trained your dirty uncle
Dec 28th, 2005 (1:56 PM)
You have to read the chat too. Biggest Faggot was calling the CTs to come into the vents.
And another T was coming and going below the whiner... heee!
That said, doorblocking is sooo wrong
/nerdboy
That happens to me some times, just disconenct and reconnect or switch server.
The LOL/lemonparty spray made the difference.
The Terminator is still searching for Sarah Connor
Dec 28th, 2005 (2:10 PM)
Hahaha that was awesome...
baba give item wrestles girls with cruel affection
Dec 28th, 2005 (2:30 PM)
bbene for the win
Dec 28th, 2005 (2:30 PM)
The real n00b is the guy who made the video with his 10-15 FPS. I almost feel sorry for him and his shitty computer.
GhostGuy thinks Marlon Brando is hot
Dec 28th, 2005 (2:30 PM)
Hah. That had to be set up.
There's nobody THAT stupid. He could have easily gone down that ladder and to the right and gone in through a different path.
Alias feels the wrath of the super rad
Dec 28th, 2005 (2:43 PM)
There is more than one way to go besides the vents. Dumbass kid just has no skills or idea how to play or he'd just go around the fucker.
kagemusha would play SEGA with Harrison Ford
Dec 28th, 2005 (2:58 PM)
All he had to do is explain to the guy how not moving was going to get him killed, and I'm sure the guy would have moved.
Thats why I like FF servers. If I ask someone to move and they don't I just drop a nade on them and say, "Sorry, I was trying to get it by you but you didnt' move."
How many people in here play CS Source or DoD Source?
farva whats the name of that restraunt you like with all the goofy $#@^ on the walls?
Dec 28th, 2005 (2:58 PM)
hah how could you stay in that room, why not leave the game and go to another one? its not worth the heart attack that kid about had just to camp... bitch
Boy I sure hope that n00b didn't actually go to that guy's house, fuck his family and rape his asshole like he said he would.
its staged you morons.
I would have to agree I noticed a couple of times he was in front of "The Happiest Homosexual In The World" but he didnt go up the ladder.
HAHAHAHAHAHA "You're going to get me freaking killed. what's your fucking problem!?" hahahahahaha staged or not it was funny.
uh maybe he was such a girl that he was afraid to go back down the other way? hmmm :P
Th1rt3en isn't th1rte3n anymore
Dec 28th, 2005 (4:12 PM)
One of the reasons I am NOT in love with online gaming. I see some day in the near future when AI is perfected this is the type of thing we will see in games. AI blocking vents intentionally.
LanceLake is the official FAZED pervert
Dec 28th, 2005 (4:18 PM)
One of the reasons I am NOT in love with online gaming. I see some day in the near future when AI is perfected this is the type of thing we will see in games. AI blocking vents intentionally.
I, for one, will welcome our new AI overlords.
if u watch the whole thing... it wasn't staged... raven was trying to get there to camp. he wasn't stuck.
I swear i heard him say "baby jesus save me!" roflmao
tsocx has argyle tube socks on
Dec 28th, 2005 (4:31 PM)
DoD Source
I do. I <3 that game.
I'm almost always support or mg for Axis.
about 1 minute and 30 something seconds into it...is he crying already?
Why didn't he just shoot the "gayest faggot in the world"?
The real n00b is the guy who made the video with his 10-15 FPS. I almost feel sorry for him and his shitty computer.
when you record video of what you're doing, it drops the framerate heaps, due to the increase in cpu usage. remember, your computer has to run the game, take a screenshot 25 times a second, and compile it into video format on the hard drive, all at once.
The LOL/lemonparty spray made the difference.
Oh dude. For those of you that don't kow what lemonparty is, (like me) don't google it at work. It's not good.
I am going to rape you so bad that your ass will hurt for a million years....
BWAHAHAHAH!
Oh dude. For those of you that don't kow what lemonparty is, (like me) don't google it at work. It's not good.
You can't say that. I would have just let it go but now i had to look.
Must... Wash... Eyes!!
locke500 is ready for dreamtime, Mr. B
Dec 28th, 2005 (6:58 PM)
After you play a certain game for a while you just try to come up with something to make it more amusing.
I was playing WC3 Dota games for a year or so until it just got boring, I started logging on just to read Ernest Hemingway novels to people as they played. I think my name was IreadhemingwaytoU.
Why didn't he just shoot the "gayest faggot in the world"?
FF was OFF.
And if you think these types of things are staged, go punch yourself in the nuts.
mephistoaz - I'm worth a million in prizes
Dec 28th, 2005 (9:03 PM)
It rare you get to see two wanks at the same time but today is special.
RadioKaos81 stalks your dog at night
Dec 28th, 2005 (9:46 PM)
Staged or not, its amusing...better real
WolfmanBean - now deal with the stank in my mustache!
Dec 28th, 2005 (10:01 PM)
Dec 28th, 2005 (10:09 PM)
Thats why I like FF servers. If I ask someone to move and they don't I just drop a nade on them and say, "Sorry, I was trying to get it by you but you didnt' move."
How many people in here play CS Source or DoD Source?
i play source quite frequently....
MrPink - this is a cry for help
Dec 28th, 2005 (11:59 PM)
dude. WHY DIDNT HE JUST GO OUT THE OTHER END OF THE VENT. theres no reason for his only mode of escape to be up that ladder (on assault) the guy really is a huge n00b.
MrPink - this is a cry for help
Dec 29th, 2005 (12:02 AM)
lmfao. when they trap him between two people is priceless.
Dec 29th, 2005 (12:25 AM)
The RaVen noobguy is PATHETIC
he's one of those kids who gets made fun of at school....now he gets made fun of on the internet....oh, the ironing!!
DolphieGirl thinks saying "quittin' knittin'" is fun
Dec 29th, 2005 (5:42 AM)
oh, the ironing!!
rofl. i hope that's a joke.
Mannequin is just like Saccharine; bittersweet, may cause Cancer
Dec 29th, 2005 (6:12 AM)
Holy shit, that is fucking wonderful. When he sneaks up on him the second time his reaction is so funny.
raven is an idiot.. why even give that guy the satisfaction.. just go somewhere else ..
anyway.. dod:s > css:s but i play both
