OH SNAP!

Maybe she just had one too many unwelcome early Mormon wakeups. 

the complete opposite of male soccer players....

interesting... 

Straight up, red cards-- all of them. Love the one at 0:18, so blatant... But who cares. She's an enforcer. 

<3 teh local girl!
Looks like the other players were giving her a lot of shit, she was just defending herself man! 

That is my kind of girl. That stupid whore elbowed her and thought she would get away with it. Where she got slammed into the ground, she was grabbing at Elizabeth's crotch - just look at the video.

BRING THE PAIN BITCHES. 

I'm confused as to where the red cards were in these "plays."

At least they're not diving like the Italians, I guess... 

what a cunt 

She's my dream girl 

just a manner of speaking. really, the one at :18 (dangerous slide tackle from behind) and the hair pull (maybe) are the only true red cards. 

I was strangely aroused by this and then I read several news articles where she was gushing apologies like blood from her opponents noses. Liz you break my heart! 

the complete opposite of male soccer players....

um. don't know much about football ay? she's actually a lot like players in the mould of say materazzi, or to go old school graham souness.

either, no place for this is football, she'll break some poor fuckers leg and end their career. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0WlYxGsn-E#t=8m00s

the "classic" souness tackle :S 

Youtube Comment said:

Neil Ruddock would beat the shit out of her!&#65279;

lol 

The girl that hit the ground really kept her composure.
My daughter would have been on her like white on rice. 

fap 

The refs in this game sucked. She should've been sent off after the first incident. Or the coach should've taken her out. 

I'm not sure why, but I really want to get into fight with her. I think it would be awesome even if she did kick my ass... 

+1 on all the tough girl comments.

I wish soccer or "football" or "futbol" or whatever was more like this.

/afk rugby 

So when does Women's UFC start? I know who I'm betting on now. 

My wife was kicked out of a coed hockey league for being to rough, so I dig chicks like this. 

I don't see why this is such a big deal, that kind of play happens all the time in Women's Rugby. 

Women's kickboxing, too.
But... it's not women's kickboxing.
Or women's rugby.
Which is why it's a big deal.
Are you... stupid, or was that really lost on you? 

I'm with Fenris...much love for the local girl. Man...I bet she's a tiger in bed. :-) 

nelsoma said:

So when does Women's UFC start? I know who I'm betting on now.

Cyborg? Cuz this chick ain't beating anyone that is actually a fighter.... 

I think I'm in love with her. 

rabbiwanna said:

Women's kickboxing, too.
But... it's not women's kickboxing.
Or women's rugby.
Which is why it's a big deal.
Are you... stupid, or was that really lost on you?

lolrabbs 

wow, she has sure done a lot of different things that ... wait those were just repeats of the first ones! 

Shugah Lumps said:

fap

fap fap fap

*pull hair, bitch on the ground*

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP 

She just needs a good, long, violent Phukkin! 

and I volunteer...I'll take one for the team! 

There is a difference between playing tough/rough and being a cunt. I helped out with my highs school years team and we never lost a home game in 6 years and any of those moves probably would have got you kicked off the team. 

To be fair, girl was yanking up on her shorts before she yanked the ponytail... 

In the words of Lorenzo Lamas,
"I don't care what I was doing to you, girl,
You keep your hands out of my hair
Or shit's gonna get ugly." 

rabbiwanna said:

Women's kickboxing, too.
But... it's not women's kickboxing.
Or women's rugby.
Which is why it's a big deal.
Are you... stupid, or was that really lost on you?

Oh right! It's a big deal because it's Soccer! I forgot soccer is a sophisticated sport and people don't riot or anything. 

The referees were unavailable to comment.
Coincidentally, they were stuck in their braille classes. 

Soccer is a gentleman's game played by ruffians and rugby is a ruffian's game played by gentlemen... 

Heh, just what I need.. a woman who would beat me up on the first date. Waaaaait a minute... /afk-makingphonecalls 

They could play topless, and mandate punches and kicks... and soccer would still be unwatchable. 

Kgmoome said:

Oh right! It's a big deal because it's Soccer! I forgot soccer is a sophisticated sport and people don't riot or anything.

You totally missed the point. 

I think she missed her calling.. she shouldn't be in soccer, she should be in boxing or mma or something. much too savage for that sport. 

arothman said:

To be fair, girl was yanking up on her shorts before she yanked the ponytail...

That's what I thought....somebody get us a frame by frame of that bit. 

arothman said:

To be fair, girl was yanking up on her shorts before she yanked the ponytail...

And the first girl in the vid elbowed her in the stomach before she was given the deserved (in my opinion) spine-punch. 

Seeing as how my wife had her knee blow out because of a player like this in a rugby game in high school (thus preventing her from enjoying quite a few activities she once loved), I hope this bitch gets hit by a dump truck.

There's no excuse for this, and the coach should be fired for not putting a stop to it.

/Get the hell off my lawn. 

Cream Soda said:

And the first girl in the vid elbowed her in the stomach before she was given the deserved (in my opinion) spine-punch.

And before the girl elbowed her, the spine-puncher was all over her back.

Nudging a girl with your elbow to get her to back the fuck up off of you is a little different than pointlessly punching someone in the spine.

Not to mention all the other things this cunt did that had no provocation, like all the kicks she through when girls were on the ground already and the punches in the face she gave to some girl. Picking out one specific thing you think was deserved doesn't excuse an entire game of unsportsmanlike conduct. 

kicks she threw*

Which doesn't really make sense. But you get what I'm saying. 

She should have been suspended from the game for pretty much any one of those incidents,
and suspended for the year for a second infraction.

There is no excuse for that behavior. 

A. I woulda dropped that chick for grabbing my crotch too. Bitch'll make'em all scared to pull any shit with them again.

B. Elbow in boob = elbow in back. Actually in the boob is worse, so I think an eye gauge would even it out.

C. When the one chick gets tripped and another kicks the ball at her head, which is which, and where can I meet this whole team? 

mediaphile said:

And before the girl elbowed her, the spine-puncher was all over her back.

Nudging a girl with your elbow to...

It wasn't a nudge. It was a jab.

Nudge = contact, then push.
Jab = elbow moving at full force/ speed, then contact.

I agree, a nudge would not have warranted a spine punch. A jab, however, yes.

... already and the punches in the face she gave to some girl.

She had just passed the ball, and was up in the air. Seeing as how they both fell afterward, I personally see that "incident" as her possibly trying to regain her balance, and the "victim" was just unlucky.

Same for the ball being kicked "at" someone's head. It's purely bad luck.

I will agree on this, though: tripping and shoving are very unsportsmanlike (in the realm of soccer). She needs a spanking. 

A female Kevin Muscat.

Cunt. 

Yeah, throw me on the "cunt" pile. Soccer's one of the few games where fights actually make things LESS interesting (IMO, anyway).