WTmotherF

What the mother fuck indeed... 

Holy shit. I'd pay TWICE to see these guys. Twice I say! 

more like a trip to shitty band land arharhahrahr 

I'll go to Hoogie-Boogie land as long as that guy isn't there.... 

should've been singing " alllll i want for christmas is my two front teeth, my two front teeth, my two front teeth" 

ow...my brains...the internets has broked my brains... 

Someone please call David Geffen. 

Holy Suck 

talentless people are funnay. 

They should continue to make their own alcohol instead of buying it at the store. I think it works for them. 

"Take us where we want to beeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee!" 

simply omazing 

Now I feel disappointed.

http://www.myspace.com/completefanpage 

Thank you fazed so so very much 

yes, i needed that 

These guys remind me of the Rawker... Is that his old band with a new singer? 

One of the other links on the side is a Behind The Music episode (not real, I'm sure) of them.
It's a half hour long.
I don't have the guts.
Somebody watch it for me. 

Lahhahahahaaaaaannd

Its such a great place, you can't even say the name without laughing. 

!!!!!

Clive Davis is at the door and he's all like this \,,/(-_-)\,,/

with a bag full of moneys 

I'm so glad this was front paged.

RAWK!!! 

Oh shit! These dudes worked on my tires this morning. 

ahh, the great bands of a county fair... 

Appearantly..... no, I'm not ready to rock.... at least not in hoogie booger land 

This song is so great, I just transcribed it so we can dissect it:

HOOGIE BOOGIE LAND
by Complete

We're gonna take you on a little trip to a land called hoogie boogie land.

Hey sparky?
Hey spaaaarky?

Sparky: yeah man, what's up?

Hey man, you want to do us the band, and all these people here a favor and take
us on a trip to a magical land?

Sparky: Yeah. Yeah sure man. Anytime.

Well let's go to hoogie boogie. Hoogie boogie land? hoogie boogie land.
We're gonna go. let me hear you in the back.

Hoogie boogie laaaand
come on come on come come on let's gooooo!

sparky loves sparkyyyyyy
And take me where i do not have a caaaaare
To hoogie boogie la-ha-ha-ha-ha-haand
Where life is always graaaaand

So spark it up sparky and take us to hoogie boogie land
Cuz in hoogie boogie land there is no war
There is no hate
Can y'all relate?

So spark it up sparky
And take us where all we want to beeeeeeee
To hoogie boogie la-ha-ha-haaaaand

You know in hoogie boogie land, that's where life is always grand.
So spark it up sparky
And take me to hoogie boogie la-ha-ha-haand
Where life is always grand
So spark it up sparky
And take us to hoogie boogie land
hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie
la-ha-ha-haaaand

 

part 2...
comments wouldn't let me post the whole thing as one bit.

So spark it up sparky
And take us to where we all want to beeeeeee
To hoogie booogie la-ha-ha-haaand

Cuz in hoogie boogie land we have no war
We have no hate
Can y'all relate?
Hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie land
hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie la-ha-ha-haaaand

So spark it up sparky
And take us to hoogie boogie land
Cuz in hoogie boogie land life is always graaaaaaaaaaaaand

hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie land hoogie boogie land
hoogie boogie la-ha-ha-haaaand

To hoogie boogie land we'll all gooo!

Hoo! Hoogie boogie land

 

Oh god, that was terrible. I have a little more confidence in my guitar abilities now.

Also, I've hired these guys to play at my birthday party, and you're all invited!! 

Do you think ignite can see the talent?

/cheap shot 

An interview with the band.

THESE GUYS ARE BETTER THAN SPINAL TAP.

seriously. 

An interview with the band.

I pissed 'em. 

you know, I watched that interview with the band and I was surprised at the coherency of the singer. actually all the guys except the one with the big hat seemed pretty normal. (as far as musicians go.)

I noticed they had another song posted, so I decided to give it a shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRnPE1u4ruM&mode=related&search=

It is indeed, haawwwttt aayyaasss heeyyyaaalllll 

That was painful. 

Instant new favorite band. Hooot as Heeellll!!!!! 

It's like goatse for your ears...

But with more hillbilly. 

my favorite part, and I've watched this probably 15 times, is when he asks "hoogie boogie land?" as a question and then the awful guitars start in. (00:47) 

Sounds like some of the old bootleg Doors tapes. Morison was soooooo fucked up.