Dolphin Stampede









Dolphins are so peaceful... until they're coming right for you!
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Krazynation
 
Dec 17th, 2008 (11:37 PM)
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well, they know somthing is up that we dont know about yet, YAY DOLFONS 
eAS y m Id GeT IS YELLING FROM NOW ON
 
Dec 17th, 2008 (11:46 PM)
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they're headed for walmart 
jtWOOd - NOT the "whiteman's bitch"
 
Dec 17th, 2008 (11:57 PM)
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wow 
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (12:11 AM)
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cetaceans own. post more sea mammals. 
kookybat - a still more glorious dawn awaits
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (12:14 AM)
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so long
and
thanks for all the fish 
Madge can't sit still for very long
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (12:27 AM)
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kookybat said:

so long
and
thanks for all the fish


Ya done beat me to it... 
Snackly
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (12:29 AM)
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Dolphins are the most intelligent of all the invertibrates. Like octopi, they are cephalopods, which mean they have large round heads with advanced brains.

I wonder if they're going to war with another tribe of dolphins... 
ajlds88
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (12:42 AM)
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This was filmed at the day after thanksgivin sale lines.... they had 2 for 1 at the fish market! GO DOLPHINS! 
Mercuryblade
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (12:49 AM)
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Snackly said:

Dolphins are the most intelligent of all the invertibrates. Like octopi, they are cephalopods, which mean they have large round heads with advanced brains.

I wonder if they're going to war with another tribe of dolphins...


There is either a lot of fail in this, or my sarcasm meter doesn't work late at night. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (1:01 AM)
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Right after this, a huge kraken came up and ate the cameraman. 
Killabandaid
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (2:12 AM)
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Snackly said:

Dolphins are the most intelligent of all the invertibrates. Like octopi, they are cephalopods, which mean they have large round heads with advanced brains.

I wonder if they're going to war with another tribe of dolphins...


I actually really like this idea. It might be far fetched, but wouldn't that be something?

Dolphin Wars! 
EmmersonBigguns has got the 'beetus
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (2:38 AM)
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Run on their backs like Super Mario World 
bump Don't shoot me, I'm only the animator
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (4:33 AM)
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I hear that they're faster than lightening and live in a world filled with laughter... 
Scooter
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (5:30 AM)
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Snackly said:

Dolphins are the most intelligent of all the invertibrates. Like octopi, they are cephalopods, which mean they have large round heads with advanced brains.

I wonder if they're going to war with another tribe of dolphins...


They're likely smarter than this poster... 
zbowling
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (6:05 AM)
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so long and thanks for all the fishes. 
twohands - because they wouldn't let me have a third
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (8:16 AM)
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Which one was Joey Porter? 
Lost July
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (8:43 AM)
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Weak. None of them even did any combos to go up higher. I mean sure, they all had nice entries but, let's face it, you won't get a celebration based on nice entries. You gotta get some backflips and corkscrews in there.

Must have been Dolphin Special Olympics? 
Jack Burton
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (9:56 AM)
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Lost July said:

Weak. None of them even did any combos to go up higher. I mean sure, they all had nice entries but, let's face it, you won't get a celebration based on nice entries. You gotta get some backflips and corkscrews in there.

Must have been Dolphin Special Olympics?


no see, they were just stringing together a series of perfect entries to build up speed 
The Gunfish will continue on this course until it derails...
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (10:15 AM)
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woulda been funny if they started forming words when they jumped out of the water...

"Fuck you" 
fangoriously makes fisting motions for Timo
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (10:18 AM)
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Aceface1 - your source for unmitigated internet prickery
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (11:29 AM)
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Dolphin Rush

I was expecting more carnage... 
satchel you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (11:35 AM)
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i was hoping for someone to get knocked off the boat. 
Funk is a crazy MF named ice cube
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (11:36 AM)
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so long and thanks for all the fish 
Demo
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (11:57 AM)
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Mercuryblade said:

There is either a lot of fail in this, or my sarcasm meter doesn't work late at night.

Fail! It's invertebrates not invertibrates
b stabby frets less
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (12:01 PM)
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rawhide! 
Hip About Time - maladaptive, flailing, violent, retard
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (12:18 PM)
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umm, Dolphins have spines 
Blue Wolf 63
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (12:40 PM)
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Hi pA bout Time said:

umm, Dolphins have spines

Liar! 
QTip - and now for something completely different
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (1:17 PM)
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ahhhhhhhhhhhh killer dolphins! 
Big Arms is a liar and has normal sized arms
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (1:58 PM)
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umm, Dolphins have spines


come on man! don't pay the troll toll

actually i don't think he's trollin' so much as trying to get a laugh or maybe just a wave of...

/facepalm 
Ryno
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (2:40 PM)
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Please remember this video next time you are out and shooting video. Closeups only work in porn. 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (3:27 PM)
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millsy
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (3:45 PM)
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fangoriously said:

oh shit


Please someone tell me this is a joke. 
gr IM l O c K ctrl+z everything
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (3:53 PM)
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It's "The Onion", millsy.

/jus' saying. 
focas         is the pain you learn to love
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (4:45 PM)
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millsy said:

Please someone tell me this is a joke.


"I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, 'Holy fuck,'" said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki


Nah, sounds totally legit. 
krelnarb
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (5:42 PM)
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Like octopi, they are cephalopods, which mean they have large round heads with advanced brains.


No body gonna call Fail? 
ButtChunkLove
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (6:41 PM)
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It's a sign. Better start gettin' our towels ready.. 
lord_nightrose will punch this internet right in the dick
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (7:04 PM)
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krelnarb said:

No body gonna call Fail?
Mercuryblade said:

There is either a lot of fail in this, or my sarcasm meter doesn't work late at night.
I figured it was covered. 
SgtDC - oh, the internet, the solution to - and cause of - all of the world's problems
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (8:05 PM)
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Holy sweet mother of-THEY'RE TAKING OVER THEY WORLD!!! 
Havoc blinded you with science
 
Dec 18th, 2008 (9:53 PM)
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millsy said:

Please someone tell me this is a joke.


fucking rofl 
happypagan is happy, you jerk
 
Dec 19th, 2008 (1:39 AM)
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THEY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T 
argon777 claims prima nocta
 
Dec 19th, 2008 (2:19 AM)
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madasshatter is hip to your jive
 
Dec 19th, 2008 (2:35 PM)
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Hi pA bout Time said:

umm, Dolphins have spines


You shut your whore mouth. 
wowow
 
Dec 19th, 2008 (9:25 PM)
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madasshatter said:

You shut your whore mouth.


I think he meant you rarely see them stand up for themselves. 
Opa1 is slapping her inner bitch
 
Dec 19th, 2008 (9:27 PM)
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To 'Bump',

Ha..hahhhah. Took me a second but was worth it, sort of. Kinda sucked that during that mere second of contemplation over the sardonic reference of your post I was unlucky enough to burn my tongue drinking a seriously hot cup of tea...have 2nd degree tissue damage and have lost the ability to 'taste'. I also have excruciatingly painful water blisters over 60% of the surface of my tongue and therefore the simple and inarguably essential task of drinking liquids has become a trial by fire...as death is almost preferable to the agony induced by the flow of liquid puncturing the skin of aforementioned water blisters caused, in case we forget, by the involuntary drinking of overly hot tea due to my lack of focus brought on by the incendiary humour of your post. I don't blame you. And please don't blame me for the unforgivably sarcastic tone of this post; I really DID find your remark funny it's just that, while I did burn my tongue on tea while reading your post, I had also just partook from an alarmingly potent spliff comprised exclusively of medicinal marijuana, with a friend, and am therefore alarmingly gregarious and irresponsible... 
millsy
 
Dec 20th, 2008 (3:43 PM)
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gr IM l O c K said:

It's "The Onion", millsy.

/jus' saying.


Heh, I dont know why I feel the need for that kind of humor.

Probably my retard genes. 
OhAces - I need entertainment
 
Dec 21st, 2008 (6:22 AM)
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Snackly said:

Dolphins are the most intelligent of all the invertibrates. Like octopi, they are cephalopods, which mean they have large round heads with advanced brains.

I wonder if they're going to war with another tribe of dolphins...


seriously?
this is either the funniest or saddest post Ive read in a while
I just cant decide this late at night 
AfroThunder
 
Dec 23rd, 2008 (11:26 AM)
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Fazers not detecting sarcasm make me sad.

On another note Snackly, they're actually more closely related to sea cucumbers, dolphins being the largest echinoderms in the open ocean. Their ink glands are vestigial at best, since having a double row of sharp fangs makes such a defensive organ null. Evolution also discarded with their legs millions of years ago when they returned back to the ocean from land. 
Who knew a few mice, some mirrors and a bunch of birds could be so... hypnotic.
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