best vid of the year!
how about the guy going full throttle at the end? wow! 

probably a nest in the boat, poor goose 

My entire life I have wanted this to happen just so I can have the excuse to kill a goose. 

A nest? Ok? Was it in the dog's ass? 

I hate those things. I actually tried scaring some geese away from my grill since, well, I hate them. You get some impressive looks from people when you're running after geese screaming & waving your hands in the air. Why didn't the guy kill it again? 

Why didn't the guy kill it again?

This might be why. 

Why didn't the guy kill it again?

How do you kill something.. that's already dead!? 

Come on, though. As Jimbo said "He's comin' right for us!"

Poor dog... and I agree that there may have been a nest on the boat, and the goose thought the dog had something to do with it.

Had it been my dog, we'd both be eating duck for dinner. 

Crazy ass goose! 

damn that was a funny vid... and funny comments also 

if i was able to grab it by the neck I would smash it on the side of the boat 

The simple fact is you feel responsible for Goose and you have a confidence problem. 

easymi dget said:

The simple fact is you feel responsible for Goose and you have a confidence problem.

Nice! 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEE 

It honks when it's getting ready to attack. 

An epic battle.

And a brutal victory for mankind. 

1. Grab Crazy Azgoose by neck.
2. Pause camera and set camera down.
3. Use free hand and grasp Crazy Azgoose by neck beside other hand's grip.
4. Engage twisting motion, one hand forward, other hand backward until snap is heard.
5. Attach 20lb weight and dump Crazy Azgoose into water.
6. Press Play on camera.
7. Say, "where did he go? Oh well..."

or next time bring the fucking pit bull. 

1. Grab crazy Azgoose by neck.
2. Pivot outboard motor upward, out of water.
3. Hit the gas.
4. Throw crazy Azgoose into PROPELLER OF SPINNING DEATH.
5. Lower motor, check for witnesses, and sic sorry-ass dog on them. 

derelicthobo said:

This might be why.

Clearly its not the 1918's anymore. That must have been a sweet year for the geese though. 

The production values on Man Vs. Wild have really fallen off. 

This might be why.

oh, come on. After the 3rd time of throwing it back in the water it's fair game. I'd have taken an oar right to its face. 

It's okay - later on the bird got a job as an ER doctor in Chicago. Unfortunately he then died while married to a rather homely British woman. 

omg my dog would have decimated that goose. 

Replace the dog with me at age three and you'll understand why I hate historic Williamsburg, Virginia. 

git! 

bump said:

Unfortunately he then died while married to a rather homely British woman.

But not before sticking it right up the Alpha Betas ASSES in the homecoming carnival. Greek Council? NOT YOURS. 

The classic final scene in Escape from Goose Island! 

I'm pretty sure that goose was rabid. I hope the dog is current on its shots. 

Give it Alka-Seltzer! It makes them explode in mid-air, doesn't it? 

DrewCurtis69 said:

Had it been my dog, we'd both be eating duck for dinner.

That's all well and good, but what would you have done about the goose?

crudolph said:

1. Grab Crazy Azgoose by neck.
2. Pause camera and set camera down.
3. Use free hand and grasp Crazy Azgoose by neck beside other hand's grip.
4. Engage twisting motion, one hand forward, other hand backward until snap is heard.
5. Attach 20lb weight and dump Crazy Azgoose into water.
6. Press Play on camera.
7. Say, "where did he go? Oh well..."

Kept waiting for this to happen. He easily got that thing by the neck a number of times. If that bird doesn't have a survival instinct, then whatever. Death by fisherman. 

Canada's army of geese have completed training. 

Was fun, I just hoped the ending would have been better, kind of like I Am Legend. 

They can break your arm, you know. 

Kept thinking of the Terminator 2 chase scene near the end.

"John Connah, that's not yuoar goose, yuoar goose is dead." 

The simple fact is you feel responsible for Goose and you have a confidence problem.

I was thinking more Top Gun than Terminator 2. 

Shouldnt have ate that omelette 

That dude was a freakin ninja, I mean he just reached out and grabbed by the neck like 5 times. Awesome. 

Wow, ya, these Geese around here are like that. A good swift kick in the ass usually lets them know who's the boss, but these geese can be ballsy. I rolled up a piece of bread one time and hurled that bread ball about 80mph at one cause he wouldn't leave my son alone. These birds can be assholes. 

Ha ha ha!
C'mon now! Mister goose was horny! As fast as birds get 'er done, that dog will be laying eggs in no time. 

Fuck geese! Man, he should've drop kicked it off he side of the boat. 

When he had it by the neck, he should have swung it around over his head several times before flinging it back into the lake. He would have gotten a lot more distance and if the goose didn't survive the whirling about the head bit then it was most likely a defective goose anyway. 

z3ddicus said:

That dude was a freakin ninja, I mean he just reached out and grabbed by the neck like 5 times. Awesome.

What is even more ridiculous is the fact he was holding a camera the whole time. Who else would have done that? Think of all the crazy shit that happens where a lesser man would have put the camera down. I bow to this guys multitasking ability. 

I bow to this guys multitasking ability.

<bows too>

first person goose grabbing. i'm sure it would make a good wiimote based minigame. 

I'm pretty sure you can gouge a goose eye and still be in the legal clear. Also, my penis is a lawyer. 

Go object yourself. 

I bow to this guys multitasking ability.

It's just a goose, bud. Maybe it was 7-8 lbs? If he was fighting off a grizzly and held the camera at the same time, that'd be impressive. But it's a bird.

+1 for the neck grabs though. I'd have just flicked my wrist a little more and threw him in the bushes if I dealt with something that persistent. 

Swans are much meaner 

cloverfield 2 now has its monster! 

I think he injured it. Watch towards the end when it tries to fly to catch up and ends up tumbling into the water a number of times instead.

If you're not going to kill it, then the least you can do is not hurt it in the process. 

The dog is a sissy.