Watching that, all I could think was... TAKE OFF YOUR TOP ALREADY! I have no patience for the slo-mo... 

Again, amazing rack. Where are women like that manufactured these days? 

someone already posted this in the comments section. i'm glad it got posted properly =D 

Lucky water... 

Where are women like that manufactured these days?

There's a plant in Toledo, Ohio 

Li Quidfris Bee said:

There's a plant in Toledo, Ohio

Purple only gives birth to clots and boys with special needs. 

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JackBauerCTU said:

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where the fuck have you been? 

Celebrity rehab.

I missed u guys <3 

liar, you got out of jail a month ago. 

Yeah, but I'll bet you're still sore. I am hung like a stud fieldmouse, ya know. 

was that it? i thought i had assworms again 

fuck ultraslo.com's strategically placed logo. now the url arouses me. 

b stabby's assworms

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Marvelous.

I choose to believe that was a condom instead of a baloon. 

Heh, I should of figured after I posted this in the Christina post last week that someone would of suggested it as a link. 

If she were wearing just a white T shirt this would be that much better. People really ought to make a lot more of this kind of thing, I like it. 

JackBauerCTU said:

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yes.

on a totally unrelated note, i play CS:S on your server a lot. 

BananaThug said:

If she were wearing just a white T shirt this would be that much better. People really ought to make a lot more of this kind of thing, I like it.

I think people might, after all the attention it got on 'Attack of the Show'. Kevin played that clip once or twice a day for nearly a week.

I only think the one with Oliva eating the hot dog was played more. Lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPT7vME6qs 

Finally, proper use of a high speed camera. 

^yea, thats what I think 

It's missing something... oh yeah... MY COCK. 

Beatless DJ said:

It's I'm missing something... oh yeah... MY A COCK.

 

I'm COCKing something... oh yeah... a misses. 

Hehe you guys are silly 

Olivia Munn...yum 

no T.H.O? damn. 

what happened to the link with the little black kid not getting a 360? 

OhSnapDragons said:

what happened to the link with the little black kid not getting a 360?

Mall security must've been tight that day... 

OhSnapDragons said:

what happened to the link with the little black kid not getting a 360?

http://www.engadget.com/2008/02/29/worst-parents-in-the-world-punk-kid-into-thin king-he-got-an-xbox/ 

^ Holy shit what asshole parents. 

Look at that kid. He looks like he deserves it. 

Strangely, my girlfriend was not as amused by this as I was... 

There's a plant in Toledo, Ohio

I wish... You don't see much model material around these parts. 

JJaX said:

http://www.engadget.com/2008/02/29/worst-parents-in-the-world-punk-kid-into-thin king-he-got-an-xbox/

that is so fucked up... 

holy sweet fuck of christ!

I cant believe that xbox one, thats fucking hilarious. Like The Office. Like a kidney shot during an enema ...

What a bunch of semen-socks.

P.S Olivia Munn is hot. 

if that kid was smarter he woulda realized right away that the 360 weighs more than the t-shirt or whatever he got. fuck it was funny though 

This is awesome.

Now, back to the Feminism thread! 

is it just me or are the "ultraslow" videos not that amazingly slow? 

It's pretty slow, I guess.

I've seen slower. 

Holy christ! D'you see how much of that dog she got down in one?!?!

I loves her...

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She ain't got no eyes! 

Dam she has a big nose!!