Making a Centaur
I guess if you're in love with your miniature stallion, to the point of having sexual relations, you should let the world know all about it in excruciating detail.
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Yeah, It was all just "fucking" until the horse starts with the ear blowing and the "hubba-hubba". Then you know it's real, honest true-blue love!
Woooweeewooahhhwaa these people are seriously wacked
I love the "Who's Your Soul Mate?" Google ad underneath the video.
If I click on it and it's a horse, I'm gonna be pissed.
If I click on it and it's a horse, I'm gonna be pissed.
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That was the most fucked up thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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Fake Lame times 10 !!!!!
why didn'y they show the "bite" scars? Why didn't they show the minny horse? Why they wearing wigs? Nothing but a FAKE production video. I bet on it. Lets all use our COMMON SENSE here peeps/. mhappy turkey day!!
why didn'y they show the "bite" scars? Why didn't they show the minny horse? Why they wearing wigs? Nothing but a FAKE production video. I bet on it. Lets all use our COMMON SENSE here peeps/. mhappy turkey day!!
what the motherfucking fuck?
Fake Lame times 10 !!!!!
why didn'y they show the "bite" scars? Why didn't they show the minny horse? Why they wearing wigs? Nothing but a FAKE production video. I bet on it. Lets all use our COMMON SENSE here peeps/. mhappy turkey day!!
why didn'y they show the "bite" scars? Why didn't they show the minny horse? Why they wearing wigs? Nothing but a FAKE production video. I bet on it. Lets all use our COMMON SENSE here peeps/. mhappy turkey day!!
It can't possibly be fake. The narrator had an English accent.
hahahahahahahhahahaha
the mans got a point.
id take the stallion over that cow too
the mans got a point.
id take the stallion over that cow too
Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.
I call total, complete, unadulterated bullshit.
the good news is that she "sucks him.....orally". I thought she meant the other kind, which would make that whole situation just plain weird.
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
please don't let it be real.
fucking furries...
please don't let it be real.
fucking furries...
:|
what....the....foal?
what....the....foal?
Wow, I'm glad these two found each other.
That's how we get centaurs, people!
I was waiting for one or the other to whip out a funnel.
Good.
God.
God.
In the pre-internet age, these two people would have to rely on blind-luck to bring them together. They would probably spend their lives going from relationship to relationship trying fruitlessly to figure out a way to broach the ever-delicate subject of some on the side horse-lovin'
Thank god for the internet, now these two crazy kids can ride off into the sunset together, or be ridden, either way.
Thank god for the internet, now these two crazy kids can ride off into the sunset together, or be ridden, either way.
That was just disgusting...I mean, I'll fuck a horse any day, but those two people were just plain disgusting.
MOM?!?!
is it wrong to have an erection now?
...wait..."they met through a zoo friend on the internet". somebody HAD to know something was gonna go down on the way to the fucking barn!
is this for realz?
"blows in my ear"?>?????!!11~`
I think I would maybe, possibly, have to beat those two senseless if I ever came in contact with them.
brings equus to mind
he was tempted to have sloppy seconds after the miniature stallion was done. now that really is true love.
Good story. But I call shenanigans.
I fucking hate centaurs.
I always have, those and zombies.
And here these bastards are trying to make centaurs. WTF is wrong with you did you learn nothing from the Greek Myths. Centaurs are assholes.
In some states these people are sex offenders, crimes against nature and all that.
I always have, those and zombies.
And here these bastards are trying to make centaurs. WTF is wrong with you did you learn nothing from the Greek Myths. Centaurs are assholes.
In some states these people are sex offenders, crimes against nature and all that.
This should be [18+] for the damn pictures these two rejects put in my head.
Someone slap that dude, and let him know; he's gay!
As for horse lady, that's a whole nuther story that I could never understand.
I seriously hope it's fake.
Someone slap that dude, and let him know; he's gay!
As for horse lady, that's a whole nuther story that I could never understand.
I seriously hope it's fake.
I think a little piece of me died today.
:(
:(
fucking freaks, as it were
Did I just listen to Penthouse Forum Barnyard Edition, as it were?
OOO big frikkin deal, a coupla monkeys get it on with a horse or two, whatever, its not fringe at all, look at some of the studies, theres A lot of zoophiles out there.
why point the finger at them for theyre choices ? perhaps by pointing your finger and saying Freaks and what not, then maybe your no better than any ignorant bigot (or racist if you dont wanna look it up).
So even if you cant agree with it, whatever... gay people were pretty much treated the exact same way here as in the 60s or earlier even...still...
anyhow, sorry i got carried away there...
go whatever !
why point the finger at them for theyre choices ? perhaps by pointing your finger and saying Freaks and what not, then maybe your no better than any ignorant bigot (or racist if you dont wanna look it up).
So even if you cant agree with it, whatever... gay people were pretty much treated the exact same way here as in the 60s or earlier even...still...
anyhow, sorry i got carried away there...
go whatever !
shattered_hopes said:
OOO big frikkin deal, a coupla monkeys get it on with a horse or two, whatever, its not fringe at all, look at some of the studies, theres A lot of zoophiles out there.
why point the finger at them for theyre choices ? perhaps by pointing your finger and saying Freaks and what not, then maybe your no better than any ignorant bigot (or racist if you dont wanna look it up).
So even if you cant agree with it, whatever... gay people were pretty much treated the exact same way here as in the 60s or earlier even...still...
anyhow, sorry i got carried away there...
go whatever !
OOO big frikkin deal, a coupla monkeys get it on with a horse or two, whatever, its not fringe at all, look at some of the studies, theres A lot of zoophiles out there.
why point the finger at them for theyre choices ? perhaps by pointing your finger and saying Freaks and what not, then maybe your no better than any ignorant bigot (or racist if you dont wanna look it up).
So even if you cant agree with it, whatever... gay people were pretty much treated the exact same way here as in the 60s or earlier even...still...
anyhow, sorry i got carried away there...
go whatever !
^^^ This guy loves the monkey cawk
I submitted months ago! Where's the justice?
shattered_hopes said:
OOO big frikkin deal, a coupla monkeys get it on with a horse or two, whatever, .........
OOO big frikkin deal, a coupla monkeys get it on with a horse or two, whatever, .........
i understand playing devils advocate on matters that encompass human debate...but come on dude...you're really saying it's not a big deal? Really? I don't get it I guess. Do you partake in such an activity? I'm just interested in what makes one comfortable with sex with animals, even if they don't do it themselves?
geodave said:
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^^QFT
airdrummer said:
i understand playing devils advocate on matters that encompass human debate...but come on dude...you're really saying it's not a big deal? Really? I don't get it I guess. Do you partake in such an activity? I'm just interested in what makes one comfortable with sex with animals, even if they don't do it themselves?
i understand playing devils advocate on matters that encompass human debate...but come on dude...you're really saying it's not a big deal? Really? I don't get it I guess. Do you partake in such an activity? I'm just interested in what makes one comfortable with sex with animals, even if they don't do it themselves?
Honestly it's fine with me that they're together, and I imagine the horse is quite happy. Just as long as they don't come over and start blowing my cat.
Totes said:
^^QFT
Honestly it's fine with me that they're together, and I imagine the horse is quite happy. Just as long as they don't come over and start blowing my cat.
^^QFT
Honestly it's fine with me that they're together, and I imagine the horse is quite happy. Just as long as they don't come over and start blowing my cat.
now see, a cat I don't mind, they're so soft and they know how to arch that back, which is important in tight situations like RV bathrooms and your closet.
ooohhh, Wilbur! That's how I like it! Who's your sire, whooo's your sire!
*takes off his horse costume*
suckers.
suckers.
My problem with zoophiles / beastiality is that it's hard to know when to say the animal being subjected to different sexual acts is still having a good time. When is it rape? To me, I feel sorry for the animals. Does the animal ever give consent?
The other problem is that I find it extremely gross, but that's just my opinion. Just as some women find ass to mouth disturbing.
The other problem is that I find it extremely gross, but that's just my opinion. Just as some women find ass to mouth disturbing.
Kohnert said:
My problem with zoophiles / beastiality is that it's hard to know when to say the animal being subjected to different sexual acts is still having a good time. When is it rape? To me, I feel sorry for the animals. Does the animal ever give consent?
The other problem is that I find it extremely gross, but that's just my opinion. Just as some women find ass to mouth disturbing.
My problem with zoophiles / beastiality is that it's hard to know when to say the animal being subjected to different sexual acts is still having a good time. When is it rape? To me, I feel sorry for the animals. Does the animal ever give consent?
The other problem is that I find it extremely gross, but that's just my opinion. Just as some women find ass to mouth disturbing.
FTW!
Kohnert...isn't that a brand of condom? Anyway, I think the horse started feeling violated when it began leaving scars on people.
a well groomed dog is just asking for it...
"Either he's for real and he won't mind this--"
...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
That's one confused miniture stallion.
-"Who's your daddy?"
-"Neigh"
That's one confused miniture stallion.
-"Who's your daddy?"
-"Neigh"
I was waiting for the Reno 911 gang to show up or something.
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