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			<title>CHEAP travel ideas</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29714&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[So I'm a full-time student (read: cripplingly poor), and I'm trying to get across the country (actually, OUT of the country. Los Angeles to Montreal) I need to do this in the cheapest way possible. I don't really care if I ship myself in a giant carton FedEx, or ride in the cargo load next to the livestock. Limitations are that I can't take more than a day and a half in either direction, and again, its gotta be on the cheap. Any ideas?<br /><br />Student Travel Association can get me there for ~$500<br />Greyhound can cut that in half, but its a 3 day commute each way.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>pretzel</dc:creator>
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			<title>2008 Fantasy NHL Thread</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29713&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[McBain you better play. I will spam you on facebook for the next 6 weeks until you join.<br /><br />ESPN has free leagues this year....so of course I already made one for the vets. No whining, yahoo sucks and you know it. Getting an ESPN account is free and easy!! <a rel="nofollow" href="https://r.espn.go.com/espn/memberservices/pc/register?registrationFormId=espn_fhl09&amp;sourceName=header&amp;appRedirect=http%3A%2F%2Fgames.espn.go.com%2Ffhl%2Fleagueoffice%3FleagueId%3D4639" target="_blank">Just go here</a>. You dont need to give out an address, just a zip code. If you're a hoser and your zip code includes letters just use this one: <strong>90210</strong>. It's that easy. <br /><br />Running list (basically for the noobs)- Copy the list and then add your name to the bottom. Don't just post your name without copying the list or we may not see it. Then you'll be the object of ridicule and scorn when you come back 3 months from now wondering why you never got an invite. I will eventually need e-mail addresses from the vet league to send out invites.<br /><br />LIST:<br />Bucky]]></description>
			<dc:creator>BuckySatchmo</dc:creator>
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			<title>Happy Birthday DolphieGirl</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29712&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.google.com/calendar/embed?src=welloverpar%40gmail.com&amp;ctz=America/New_York" target="_blank">HBD DolphieGirl</a><br />must be fun to share birthday with THE Bum :-)]]></description>
			<dc:creator>ElToro</dc:creator>
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			<title>Happy Birthday Bleacher Bum!</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29711&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Happy birthday cubs suck]]></description>
			<dc:creator>bobby3eb</dc:creator>
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			<title>Belly button survey 2008</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29710&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[In my usual nightly interrogation of the internet, I found myself intrigued with belly buttons.  It happened when I off-handily scratched my belly button and felt what I will describe as &quot;pain&quot; from my penis.  I felt the need to urinate shortly thereafter and did so while also feeling a strange sensation in my lower abdomen.<br /><br />Inevitably, a quick Google search ensued but with little success as far as answering the penis/navel connection.  A truly wonderful article from an Australian science radio show (I think) illuminated a great deal of information about navels (barber poles?) located here: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/facts.htm" target="_blank">http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/facts.htm</a><br /><br />In the last section of the article, the host recounts comments from both male and female listeners speaking candidly about navel/genital relationships.  As a boy (perhaps 10-12 years old), I remember rubbing my navel and grasping my penis as we sped over dips in a country gravel road at high speed (perhaps over 100 kmh).  It was not a pleasant sensation.  This seems to fit with what several of the male callers mentioned.  I guess I am curious to see if this is a relatively common physiological function.  Do as many women experience the pleasurable side of this as men do the uncomfortable?  Discuss.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>rev_zeolite</dc:creator>
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			<title>The search-fu is weak.</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29709&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[I need hep.  Quite a while back there was a link posted about some martial arts goofball that offered $5000 for anyone that could beat his &quot;force&quot; method of fighting.  Someone stepped up and slobberknocked him into the next week.  Anyone know where I can find that clip?]]></description>
			<dc:creator>paradox131</dc:creator>
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			<title>New York commuting Fazers</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29708&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[I work in midtown, currently live in Manhattan but I'm looking to move the fuck out-- to New Jersey...<br /><br />Can anyone give me some legit advice as to good neighborhoods to look at with easy access to the train (~30 minute commute to Penn Station) and a place to park my car on the street at night where it won't be broken into by crackheads?<br /><br />Thanks!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>easymidget</dc:creator>
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			<title>Morel Question</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29707&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.dcnr.state.pa.us/wrcf/wildnotes/spring06/images/morel.jpg" target="_blank">If a guy KNOWS mushrooms are a terrible foodstuff with a terrible past and dengerous, shady strains and is generally a bad influence and brings death, destruction, ill will and dissaster everywhere they go, to the point where people go to great lengths to isolate them from the rest of their food (like Cheese Burgers). Is it a worse food for trying to be in the kids diet or for not trying to be in his kids diet because he agrees with them? </a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>discobiscuit</dc:creator>
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			<title>Moral question</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29706&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[If a Father KNOWS he is a terrible person with a terrible past and dengerous, shady occupation and is generally a bad influence and brings death, destruction, ill will and dissaster everywhere he goes, to the point where people go to great lengths to isolate him from his kid/ kids (like Darth Vader). Is he a worse person for trying to be in the kids life or for not trying to be in his kids life because he agrees with them?]]></description>
			<dc:creator>HipAboutTime</dc:creator>
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			<title>Gay chivalry law</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29705&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[1. Always try to open the door for the other guy, even though he should be trying to open it for you at the same time.<br /><br />2. Get permission before using the word &quot;fag&quot; as an affectionate nickname.<br /><br />3. When it's cold, whichever one of you is wearing a jacket should offer it to the other, regardless of whether that will make you colder than the other guy was before.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>stile</dc:creator>
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			<title>Rules for Gentlemen</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29704&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Since we've never had a rules thread concerning gentlemen of distinguished company, I suggest we lay the framework for great good, social dignity and pride. We'll show those misogynistic men of ill repute in the &quot;Man&quot; thread who will save the day, get the girl and play Chopin's <em>Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2</em> all before the evening walk and it's customary mulled wine.<br /><br /><strong>1. When challenging a foe, social threat or any man of good repute to a duel, always be sure to use your finest silk gloves.</strong><br /><br /><strong>2. The honor of a woman must be defended at all costs -- even slight bodily harm!</strong>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>clives</dc:creator>
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			<title>Man Code</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29702&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Seeing as how the last Man Law thread ended almost 2 years ago...<br /><br />A buddy of mine was on a first date, he emerged from a coffee shop holding his date's hand, and some guy walks up and goes, <br />&quot;Hey man, <em>don't hate on me or anything</em>, but are you two on your first date?  My buddy and I were wondering, and we're never usually wrong.&quot;  <br />My friend awkwardly says yes, and this guy goes, &quot;Well it looks like it's going well!  GOOD LUCK!&quot;<br /><br />He said it kind of disrupted the groove he had going with this chick.<br /><br /><strong>1. Don't disturb another guy who's on his first date.</strong>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Mikey</dc:creator>
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			<title>Happy Birthday WellOverPar</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29701&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[I hope your day is just wonderful :)]]></description>
			<dc:creator>ladyalthea</dc:creator>
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			<title>Astrology Thread - Is that a Rising in your pance?</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29700&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Okay so this is where we will expond on the birthday thread :)]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Catina</dc:creator>
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			<title>When is Your Birthday?</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=29699&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Long time since we last had this thread.  Lets keep answers short and sweet if we can :)  <br /><br />My birthday is <br /><br />September 25]]></description>
			<dc:creator>ladyalthea</dc:creator>
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