FAZED - Show me a picture of someone you would f*ck (NSFW)

damn....

Dear Santa,

I am not in the habit of asking for much, but I think I would like to make an exception here. I figure I have been ~~a very good boy~~ better than I usually am, and would like this fine specimen for Christmas.

Kind regards,

Badman

ps. The money will be on the dresser, for both you and Rudolph...maybe a carrot too, you can pick who gets it.

From: Professor will help you achieve your cum laude

Date: 11/23/09 @ 2:39 AM

33,719

...She has something hanging between her legs.

From: Badman thinks your Grandma knows what astroglide is...

Date: 11/23/09 @ 2:41 AM

33,720

cool!! So do I!!!

....wait

From: downhilljunkie - wheeeee bubbles!

Date: 11/23/09 @ 4:54 AM

33,721

looks uncut and the choker hides the adams apple
but since it isn't a ginger i'd hit it
(facetious sarcasm)

From: wiggie waggie wasn't fuzzy was he?

Date: 11/23/09 @ 6:52 AM

33,722

this song should be dedicated to her [18+]

From: moo cow fragger (|)

Date: 11/23/09 @ 9:51 AM

33,723

http://apina.biz/8890.jpg

Twice, possibly thrice with a good circulation day

From: russ2022 - The Definitive West Coast Spoiler

Date: 11/23/09 @ 10:39 AM

33,724

That is what got me about that movie 'Click'.

While the prospect of possessing a remote control device that controls the time/space continuum by pushing a button seems like unbelievable fantasy, it is more likely to happen than a mook like Adam Sandler getting a woman like Kate Beckinsale.

http://www.tinseltowntrash.com/images/beckinsale1.jpg

From: moo cow fragger (|)

Date: 11/23/09 @ 11:40 AM

33,725

Well said- and the fuckwad FF'd over sex, sooooooooo

he's a dickbag

From: WeaponX86 - highly effective against flesh

Date: 11/23/09 @ 12:08 PM

33,726

http://i48.tinypic.com/fo2g7l.gif

http://i50.tinypic.com/raohe1.gif

From: blitz d makes cynicism an art form

Date: 11/23/09 @ 1:34 PM

33,727

Jessica Biel ewwwww

;)

From: Schagnasty

Date: 11/23/09 @ 3:45 PM

33,728

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2684/4129317906_a3129a6600_o.jpg

From: Schagnasty

Date: 11/23/09 @ 3:55 PM

33,729

(ignore the arrow)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2621/4128071967_40c4c335a4_o.jpg

From: Schagnasty

Date: 11/23/09 @ 4:06 PM

33,730

The food's not so good, but the decor is fantastic. [18+]

From: Schagnasty

Date: 11/23/09 @ 5:01 PM

33,731

http://blog.starbeauty.jp/019suzuki/TEREZA%20WITH%20LATEX%20GLOVES%20IN%20A%20BA THROOM.jpg [18+]

From: Caz1982 is just here for the nudity

Date: 11/23/09 @ 5:58 PM

33,732

http://apina.biz/8890.jpg

Huge Kate is fuckin huge...
Between the Jessica Biel ewwww comment and the guys in that restaurant not paying attention, this page has taken a turn for the gay... Im worried.

From: RolandTheEld - call me alowishus devadander abercrombie

Date: 11/23/09 @ 6:46 PM

33,733

cross post from 8008135 thread; possibly unwanted direction averted ...

http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krp7c3IvC31qze2zlo1_500.jpg [18+]

From: Caz1982 is just here for the nudity

Date: 11/23/09 @ 6:53 PM

33,734

nicely done.

From: teharteest doesn't even remember what his tagline was supposed to mean

Date: 11/23/09 @ 7:13 PM

33,735

none of those guys knew how to play that game?
I mean, I'm happy to have not seen the man chicken,
but seriously, girls having a strip off at the table next to you
and you don't ask to play.