barry's still alive, fools 

crap, whatever one it was. :P 

barry's still alive, fools

Yeah, but he's divorced, so technically his wife...ex-wife is single :) 

Maurice that is. RIP. 

lol

oops.

My g/f said she hates the BeeGees on Friday... now one is dead.... I'll have to be sure to stay on her good side.... 

[hopes]I hate spanky [/hopes] 

613flavah: i'm so disturbed
http://sivut.koti.soon.fi/plaque/hair/gallery/

Spanky: Jimena...
Spanky: You're a cool girl...
Spanky: ..and I like you a lot...
Spanky: Don't send anything else like that to me again.
Spanky: Ever. 

i thought it was an ugly chick until i saw the last few photos 

That is truly a crime....... 

Oh Dear god! Those clips HAVE to go. 

Only in Finland... 

Hahaha he does look like a girl from the side, from the front the chin and the nose give it away. 

who was that man and why did i jsut look at him? 

that's Spanky's friend. 

:P 

That's Spanky's portfolio site.. he's good at hairdos eh?

I want him to do my hair too. 

[Spanky starts tuggin on his neck tie] "I get no respect, I tell ya..." 

Spanky can you please do my hair. 

the hair in the front? or the hair on top? 

is your name Spanky? I don't think so.
so STFU 

Handbags at 5 paces ladies :) 

oh ok...well i never want to see that man again...if i do i will fly to eacha nd everyone of yalls houses...trya dn ahev sex with your women...and slap each and every man i see....that is all... 

Spanky - 613flavah's bitch since 2002 

is your name Spanky? I don't think so.
so STFU

i was asking for him, bitch 

Hey, hey now. She's MY bitch buddy. Lay off! 

bitches 

according to mathematics,

If I am 613's bitch, and 613 is SHG's bitch, then I am therefore SHG's bitch too?

10phi9, can you confirm this? 

Spunny (4:40:32 PM): how's everything else?
Anoncowfag (4:40:41 PM): not too bad, you?
Anoncowfag (4:40:47 PM): how was virginia?
Anoncowfag (4:41:13 PM): and did you fuck jay's sister? please tell me she at least licked your sac.
Spunny (4:42:69) She took it like a pro. I thought i was in heaven until Jay walked in!
Anoncowfag (4:43:00) DOHT! What happened?
Spunny (4:43:26) He tossed my salad and said I owned him. 

Hey now, everyone knows that 613 is my bitch. SHG, you can be my bitch and own 613, if you want. 

according to mathematics,

If I am 613's bitch, and 613 is SHG's bitch, then I am therefore SHG's bitch too?

10phi9, can you confirm this?

Well, this was a question for the fazed mathematician (10phi9), but as he hasn't showed up I will give my $0.02...

Spanky, your logic will be true only if being someone's bitch is a transitive relation. Not all relations are transitive, for example being a parent is not. If A is B's parent, and B is C's parent, it doesn't mean that A is C's parent.

So, the question is: Is being someone's bitch a transitive relation? 

According to Maqroll, You are SHG's grandbitch, Spanky... 

LOL - probably that is how it is. 

SHG: I almost Growled at him
SHG: sp?
SHG: hahahaha\
Spanky: growled?
Spanky: like grrrrr?
SHG: there you go
SHG: yep
Spanky: ...did you want him to throw you a stick or something?
SHG: no, he just brought the 'animal' out of me
Spanky: oh.
* SHG growles
Spanky: that happened to me once.
* SHG grins
SHG: Really?
Spanky: i ended up peeing on the rug.
Spanky: :-\
SHG: hahahaha
SHG: I knew that was coming
Spanky: yeah, you laugh, but I got my nose smacked with the newspaper. :-( 

lol, that's what you get, Spanky. 

...then he was put in his cage. 

From: Spanky steadily wields his mighty Meat Hammer
Date: 1/17/03 @ 12:44 AM 123

Spanky - 613flavah's bitch since 2002

From: Short_HairedGrl is working on becoming International
Date: 1/17/03 @ 9:59 AM 125

Hey, hey now. She's MY bitch buddy. Lay off!

Actually, I thought the "She" was referring to Spanky. Otherwise, it is, I believe, a semi-transitive relationship, similar to employee/boss. So if SHG wants Spanky to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig, she would just tell 613 to make it happen. 

Wow...........!

Imagine, Spanky makin' the barnyard love call........ 

Oh yeah, and trout man, go back to "hardware" on the main page.... 

jory: Jay, I will not show you my pee pee.
jory: No matter how nicely you ask.
Spanky: show her, man, show her.
Spanky: she might slobber on it for ya.
jory: Whats mine is mine.
Spanky: actually she probably would.
jory: NOT HER PEE PEE JAY MINE
jory: STOP IT JAY
Spanky: she'd go all down on it jory...
Spanky: she'd go down like an elevator with a snapped cable...
jory: haha
Spanky: she'd introduce your pee pee to the little dangly thing in the back of her throat.
Spanky: ..and they'd be here like "Hello, nice to meet you" and shit.
jory: Shes had her tonsils removed Jay.
Spanky: "Jory's pee pee, I'd like you to meet Mr. Asophogus."
jory: hahaha
Spanky: Oh, and when she does that, call her "Cinderella."
Spanky: Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: *GACK*
Spanky: I take it you've sent this whole conversation to her by now. 

k, I've got my new title...

abalia23 can suck it better than Cinderella

What do you think, Spanky? 

well im not spanky....but i like it 

The names have been changed to protect the guilty... :)

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mysterygrl: His meat hammer is "Mighty"
Spanky: ?!
mysterygrl: well...
Spanky: ...
mysterygrl: You kept asking me, 'What if you found out he had a 2inch dick."
mysterygrl: I didn't nec. "see" it
Spanky: ...
mysterygrl: He's Italian
* mysterygrl grins
mysterygrl: Oh man, he know how to push my buttons!! I had him all lathered up last night....lotion, shirt off....
Spanky: ...
mysterygrl: I rubbed my bare breasts on his chest...
mysterygrl: b/c there was too much lotion
Spanky: . . .
mysterygrl: that is all
mysterygrl: haha, he said...
mysterygrl: "To be quite honest, [mysterygrl's name]...I want to get you naked!"
Spanky: ...please excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor...
Spanky: :D
mysterygrl: What?!
mysterygrl: lol
mysterygrl: Why's your jaw in the floor?
Spanky: it's pretty much been on the floor since your first line of the IM.
mysterygrl: haha, Why?
Spanky: part excitement, part amazement, with a slight dash of jealousy thrown in.
Spanky: :) 

hahaha 

Jay: But yeah, I got game or something
613flavah: are you charming her? is she falling into the trap?
Jay: trap?!
Jay: My affections are not a trap!
Jay: My affections should be appreciated and cherished, Jimena, appreciated and cherished!
613flavah: say it one more time
Jay: APPRECIATED AND CHERISHED!
613flavah: louder
Jay: so much appreciation and cherishing.
613flavah: i'm writing this down
Jay: APPRECIATEDANDCHERISHEDRAWR!!!!
613flavah: now go and tell her that
Jay: "appreciatedandcherishedrawr?"
Jay: you think she'd understand what the hell I'm talking about?
Jay: 'cause I'm thinking she'd probably hit me in the head with a frying pan.
Jay: such a fickle game is love. 

Every now and again a spammer can brighten my day...

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112259960: Hi there. Are you interested in cost-effective promotion for your business, then go to my home paje (find LNK in my NF0 area)..

Jay: haha you dumbass
Jay: you spam me, you spell "page" wrong, and then you don't even give a url for me to ignore. you're pathetic.
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Jay, sounds like someone's tryin' to light a fire under your............... 

Oh, and how was the show last night? 

Jay's the BEST internet friend ever! 

Wound, I posted the summary of RAW in the WWE Raw! thread.

SHG, aww, you're making me blush. :) 

<Spanky> guys, i'm disappointed with myself...
<Spanky> Every Tuesday night, some co-workers come over and we have poker & porn night..
<Spanky> well, lately I've let "poker & porn night" slip into "poker & American Idol night."
<Spanky> :-\
<courtney> hahahaha
<courtney> fags.