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The Lady (Technicality) and the Tramp
Gotta love those Brits! (Language NSFW.)
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Homework Win
You are to assume the role of a Chinese Immigrant in 1870 and write a letter home describing your experiences.
By: Bubba | Jan 6th, 2010 (9:35 PM)
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I <3 Facebook Like You <3 Dick
Guy's sister rats him out for having beer in his room. So in retaliation, he uploads her "Hook-Up List" to Facebook and tags everyone on it.
Hilarity ensues.
By: Bubba | Dec 26th, 2009 (9:28 PM) | Thanks: kvnband
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Arch Nemeses
St Louis hotel valets abuse cars in a parking garage, and upload dozens of videos to YouTube. Crazy Stupid.
By: Bubba | Dec 26th, 2009 (8:56 PM) | Thanks: noneater
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LA Justice
A Redskins fan was so confident that the 'Skins would beat the Saints (WTF was he smoking?) that if the Saints won, he'd let his pals come and shoot his 60" television.
Redneck awesome.
By: Bubba | Dec 17th, 2009 (11:52 AM) | Thanks: violatetangle
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Sod Off, You Little Wanker!
I only wish I could be this much of a badass if I were to be threatened with a gun to my face.
By: Bubba | Dec 10th, 2009 (8:08 PM) | Thanks: initsix
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Forking Moron
The warehouse showoff puts his pallet-jack into a spin.
By: Bubba | Dec 4th, 2009 (3:04 PM) | Thanks: Invidious
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Getcher Hands Off Me Pirate GOX, Lubber!
"'Four months ago, during the monsoon rains, we decided to set up this stock exchange. We started with 15 'maritime companies' and now we are hosting 72. Ten of them have so far been successful at hijacking."
By: Bubba | Dec 2nd, 2009 (1:36 AM)
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Parking Fail
Double yellow means NO PARKING!
Get it? Got it? Good.
By: Bubba | Nov 28th, 2009 (9:34 PM) | Thanks: Schmierwurst
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Should Have Used a Taser
Some police officers might have tased this black juvenile, or worse. This cop, however, exercised patience in the extreme, despite repeated, unrelenting attacks on his person while in the line of duty.
By: Bubba | Nov 25th, 2009 (11:29 PM) | Thanks: itsnick
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Shocking
Police officer in Ozark, Arkansas, uses taser on 10 year old girl.
By: Supernipchick | Nov 21st, 2009 (7:46 PM) | Thanks: Dugpitz
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Fallout Boy
Streeter vs Amir - Prank War 8: The Skydiving Prank.
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four-year history
By: Bubba | Nov 21st, 2009 (1:20 AM) | Thanks: focas
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SWAT Fail
SWAT team vs wall!
The wall kinda wins...(now with more Yakity Sax).
By: Bubba | Nov 14th, 2009 (1:16 AM) | Thanks: 613flavah
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Medals of Dishonor
Now's probably not the time to use your fake medals to impress the ladies.
By: SpunOne | Nov 12th, 2009 (12:35 AM)
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Morning Head
How to quickly and effectively wake up your girlfriend.
By: Bubba | Nov 8th, 2009 (8:28 PM) | Thanks: jai dubs
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This Blows
The irony of dressing up as a Breathalyzer and getting busted for DUI is sweeter than all the Halloween Candy in the world.
More here.
By: Bubba | Nov 5th, 2009 (8:28 PM) | Thanks: Ma Ka Lle Li
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Panic Face King
New Japanese game show...I shit you not...
An unsuspecting Japanese man is brought into a meeting and then subjected to very well set-up fake sniper fire which kills everyone in the room but him.
By: Bubba | Oct 24th, 2009 (4:02 PM) | Thanks: Che1964
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A Costly Error in Judgement
Two thugs attack two crossdessers. There was only one problem...
By: Bubba | Oct 11th, 2009 (5:10 PM) | Thanks: Dirty penny
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Videowned
Instead of cataloging evidence after a drug raid like they were supposed to be, these sheriff's deputies were busted in a drug dealer's house.
By: Bubba | Oct 1st, 2009 (11:26 PM) | Thanks: Aceface1
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They're Heeeeeere
Paranormal Activity - "It won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life!"
By: Bubba | Sep 28th, 2009 (12:38 PM)
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Macon Trouble
The actresses from the new CW show, Vampire Diaries, are in trouble for flashing people from an overpass in Georgia.
By: Bubba | Sep 20th, 2009 (1:54 PM) | Thanks: Makoto
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Skate or Die
Don't write checks with your mouth that your ass can't cash.
By: Bubba | Sep 3rd, 2009 (11:41 AM) | Thanks: gr IM l O c K
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We're Too Far Away to Bleed
A short little video from Gizmodo that shows just how the Predator drones are handled.
By: Bubba | Aug 29th, 2009 (10:37 PM) | Thanks: Rope71b
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A Crisis of Conscience
A man was jailed for possession of child pornography after the contents of his laptop were reviewed.
By: Bubba | Aug 20th, 2009 (10:43 PM) | Thanks: JapanChris
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This Will Never Get Old
A laser guided Doberman attack dog.
Sometimes the simplest things are the best things.
By: Bubba | Aug 7th, 2009 (11:35 PM) | Thanks: Zoidberg
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Sense of Decency
Jordan’s car was towed and he had to pay an $88 fine to get it back.
Jordan decided if he was going to pay, so was the towing company.
By: Bubba | Aug 7th, 2009 (11:13 PM) | Thanks: willywonka
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The New Wilhelm Scream?
Tom Hanks was unavailable for comment.
Don't try this at home.
By: Bubba | Aug 3rd, 2009 (10:59 AM)
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Catch Me If You...Oh, I Guess You Can
Autistic boy + internet access = global airline. Hilarity ensues. After a spate of sadness on Fazed due to the shenanigans of the "system" against nerds thought this might be an uplifting story of "nerd revenge" or an idea for future employment for some Fazer.
By: Bubba | Jul 22nd, 2009 (12:32 AM) | Thanks: Ocala
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Spider
I'm sorry for this. It's a short film that's really well made, but it's going to ruin your afternoon.
By: Bubba | Jul 15th, 2009 (2:36 PM) | Thanks: robertvaliant
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OMG WRU?
Stuff like this should happen more often. You have to watch out for spinal injuries, though.
