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Crap You Need to Know
How to use an Asian squat toilet, and more importantly, what to do when you have only a single sheet of toilet paper.
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The Year in Pee and Poop 2012 Review
From pee-powered generators to pigeons that shit soap and a composting toilet scheme said to save hippos, it's been a busy year for toilet-related stories. And that's before we even get to Bill Gates' big money bet on a toilet of the future.
By: Bubba | Jan 23rd, 2013 (12:30 AM) | Thanks: ladyalthea
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Image Dump?
A few really strange toilets from around the world!
By: Bubba | Sep 15th, 2012 (12:21 AM) | Thanks: ladyalthea
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Ready, Set, Go!
It started out as a good run...
By: Bubba | Mar 16th, 2012 (1:02 AM) | Thanks: jai dubs
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Cablegram
$8,500 for 1 meter of cable? I don't know what that's about, but I know the reviews are chock full of teh funneh.
By: Bubba | Mar 4th, 2012 (1:52 PM) | Thanks: Intrfc
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You'll Yelp For Joy
Yelp! reviews of The Onion's mythical Abortionplex in Topeka.
By: Bubba | Feb 7th, 2012 (11:04 PM)
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Chat History
A story involving the chat history of a recently passed loved one. How our digital footprint remains long after we've left this world.
Also, [SAD].
By: Bubba | Sep 22nd, 2011 (2:59 PM) | Thanks: Shadrach
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An Open Letter to Natalie Portman
Our warmest congratulations to you on the birth of your son. You've begun the journey of a lifetime, filled with laughter, love, crazy highs and even a few terrifying lows. And to show you just how much everyone here in the Galactic Empire cares, we decided to write you with some parenting tips to help guide you through it all.
By: Bubba | Jun 15th, 2011 (4:10 PM)
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My Rapist Friended Me on Facebook
And all I got was this lousy article.
By: Bubba | Jun 4th, 2011 (9:52 PM)
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Chop, Chop!
How to chop wood without messing around.
By: Bubba | Jun 1st, 2011 (1:46 AM) | Thanks: tsirtsonis
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Get Cancer
From an exchange of emails in fall 2001 between Judd Apatow, the creator of the sitcoms Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared and a successful writer of Hollywood screenplays, and Mark Brazill, the creator of That '70s Show.
By: Bubba | May 26th, 2011 (1:45 PM) | Thanks: OberonFox
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And Then Something Clicked
Cute quick commercial for Lego Star Wars III.
By: Bubba | Apr 2nd, 2011 (10:51 PM) | Thanks: t0ast3d
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Letters of Note
Correspondence deserving of a wider audience.
By: Bubba | Mar 24th, 2011 (11:37 AM) | Thanks: t0ast3d
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Dutch Treat
Earlier today, I went searching for a photograph of a toilet to illustrate a post about restaurant toilets being cleaner than restaurant high chairs. I found a perfectly adequate photo of a toilet.
I also stumbled upon these illustrations...
By: Bubba | Oct 12th, 2010 (4:10 PM)
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Hanging Judge
A most extraordinary trial is was going on in the High Court at the moment in which a man named Chrysler is accused of stealing more than 40,000 coat hangers from hotels round the world. He admits his guilt, but in his defence he claims that – well, perhaps it would be simpler just to bring you a brief extract from the trial. We join the case at the point where Chrysler has just taken the stand.
By: Bubba | Oct 4th, 2010 (1:19 AM) | Thanks: objectzero
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Verily, It Tied the Room Together
Anon, we crave the money, Lebowski.
We speak in neither jest nor fallacy.
We could do such stuff as dreams do feature,
Believing in nothing; empty and void.
Tomorrow if thou hast not the ransom
We shall recourse, and cut off thy Johnson.
By: Bubba | Jan 9th, 2010 (2:06 AM) | Thanks: aaron
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The Great Wipe Hype
Today, we bring you a very special anthropological study that painstakingly details the bathroom finishing habits of the modern American male. Warning: things here are about to get a bit hairy.
By: Bubba | Dec 17th, 2009 (11:44 AM) | Thanks: youdontknowjake
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The Toilet Scale
A toilet mounted scale for the truly anal!
By: Supernipchick | Sep 12th, 2009 (1:21 PM) | Thanks: derp
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Allison Hewitt is Trapped
A blog written from the perspective of a woman trying to survive the zombie apocalypse, which apparently starts in the middle of September. Pretty good writing.
By: Bubba | May 29th, 2009 (1:33 PM) | Thanks: tk 42 1
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Side Effects
Jeff Kay breaks down the warning label on a package of Alli fat blocker into terms you and I can easily understand.
By: Supernipchick | Mar 21st, 2009 (6:18 AM) | Thanks: JT Wood
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Let Me Google That For You
Kinda cool to watch for like 10 minutes.
By: Supernipchick | Mar 20th, 2009 (7:43 AM) | Thanks: Khue
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Christopher Walken on Twitter. A complete shite website redeems itself through a patron.
(Bubba edit: Nick Nolte has one that's just as funny, if not funnier.)
By: Supernipchick | Mar 15th, 2009 (8:37 AM) | Thanks: drax26
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Roll Call
I always knew there were reasons why the overhand way was the right and correct way, but never before this have those reasons been illuminated with such blinding force -- the force of total and absolute truth.
By: Bubba | Jul 10th, 2008 (12:27 PM) | Thanks: fuzzyreal
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Yesterday Was Hell
...as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go.
By: SpunOne | Jun 12th, 2007 (1:34 PM) | Thanks: pretzel
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Crappy Gift
Is there any chance kids actually want a Barbie doll that comes complete with a dog and poop scoop?
By: SpunOne | Dec 4th, 2006 (2:51 AM) | Thanks: Pheramoan
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Marshmallow Fluff
"So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow."
By: SpunOne | Aug 28th, 2006 (8:33 PM) | Thanks: Synxx69
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Poo Flags
For the last year in Germany, someone has been scouring the public parks for piles of dog poo and sticking miniature flag portraits of George Bush into them. These sorts of antics aren't really that interesting on their own, but the gallery now containing 236 images (and growing) was entertaining. You can even get flags for free if you'd like to contribute to the gallery.
By: SpunOne | Jul 24th, 2006 (1:15 PM)
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World's Longest Turd
Apparently, this link documents what it takes to create the world's longest turd, complete with really gross pictures. Word is, you can create dookie the entire length of your colon with enough work. The animated .gif nearly made me challenge the record.
Update: Looks like it's a fake. Wishful thinking on our part I suppose. That .gif still needs to be an avatar.
By: SpunOne | Feb 8th, 2006 (10:31 PM) | Thanks: 613flavah
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The Loveshack
Chetvichoi withdraws [Ashkandi, Greatsword of the Brotherhood] for sexing. (via Wonderland)
By: SpunOne | Jan 26th, 2006 (11:45 AM)
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http://myspace.com/maclethal
This is a link to the myspace page of mac Lethal. Local KC hip hop artist and not bad actually!
