three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Watermelonie.

By: SpunOne | Oct 30th, 2002 (12:09 PM) | 18+ | Thanks: t0ast3d

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HOT

http://www.penddraig.co.uk/pen/tests/drseuss.htm

The Dr. Seuss Purity Test: Have you done it on a boat? Have you done it with a goat? Have you done it in a bed? Have you done it with the dead?

By: SpunOne | Oct 30th, 2002 (10:05 AM) | 18+ | Thanks: Luke

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FAZED

http://www.fazed.org/forum/

The FAZED message board lives. Follow the link to check it out.

Coding your own forum sucks. Now I understand why most people don't screw with it. Many hours of sleep lost.

By: SpunOne | Oct 30th, 2002 (4:14 AM)

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COOL

http://www.fox.com/24/

The season premiere of Fox's "24" is tonight. Two hours, no commercials. It's a good time if you're into that whole television thing.

By: SpunOne | Oct 29th, 2002 (4:05 PM)

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GEEKS!

http://www.betanews.com/article.php3?sid=1035910803

May monkeys fly out of your ass. The next version of AOL Instant Messenger will interoperate with ICQ.

By: SpunOne | Oct 29th, 2002 (12:47 PM)

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COOL

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/playground/theremin1.shtml

Download the PC Theremin and make creepy noises with your computer just in time for Halloween. For those of you that don't know, the Theramin is what the Beach Boys used to make the scary sounds in "Good Vibrations." Much fun to be had when the kiddies come knocking.

By: SpunOne | Oct 29th, 2002 (9:29 AM)

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ART

http://www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2002.html

Homestar Runner: A Pumpakin Carve-nival

By: SpunOne | Oct 29th, 2002 (1:20 AM) | Thanks: Glitter

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COOL

http://www.myway.com/

myway.com web portal: "No banners, no popups, no kidding." Looks extremely cool so far, and most of the good email addresses are still available.

By: SpunOne | Oct 28th, 2002 (3:29 PM) | Thanks: PermaBuzz

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WTmotherF

http://www.lgappliances.com/cgi-bin/product.cgi?id=6

"Watch the morning news, download recipes, send and receive e-mail, or leave video messages for your family with a refrigerator? You can if it's the LG Multi-Media Refrigerator. It combines leading-edge refrigerator technology with digital connectivity and control and brings you an unprecedented degree of convenience, quality, and coolness." Most worthless use of technology ever?

By: SpunOne | Oct 28th, 2002 (2:42 PM) | Thanks: Warped

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BARGAIN

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item...

Mad Scientist Triple Head Supercomputer, just in time for Christmas.

By: SpunOne | Oct 28th, 2002 (5:28 AM) | Thanks: AKA C00L

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WTmotherF

http://www.froguts.com/

Frog Guts: virtual frog disection. I had to disect a fetal pig once, it was pretty cool.

By: SpunOne | Oct 27th, 2002 (7:25 PM) | Thanks: Warped

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COOL

http://www.ttr2.co.uk

chrisuk43 writes, "A bit of fun - TTR2 a viral site has just launched and here's the fun bit...they're launching a VIDEO WEBCAM RANT event to help get the site known and to see if they can help someone become a web legend by getting their funny webcam rant to go viral. Instant web celeb, looks like being fun worth sending something in don't you think?"

By: SpunOne | Oct 27th, 2002 (5:00 PM) | Thanks: Chrisuk43

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IMAGE

http://images.fazed.org/?source=youngs1.jpg

Spanky: The Wonder Years

By: SpunOne | Oct 26th, 2002 (3:42 PM) | Thanks: educated Hate

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HOT

http://citypages.com/databank/23/1142/article10824.asp

"I think my boyfriend knows what's going on. He's been calling me a 'chlamydiahoris.'"

By: SpunOne | Oct 25th, 2002 (11:47 PM) | 18+ | Thanks: Bubba

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COOL

http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/english/counters.pdf

The telemarketers response list, in flowchart format.

By: SpunOne | Oct 25th, 2002 (7:39 PM) | Thanks: egomaniac

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COOL

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About: It's been a long time since we've seen this one. Definitely worth revisiting.

"I stumbled sleepy-eyed into the shower, wrenched it on, and was immediately hit by a roar of icy water travelling at twelve-hundred miles an hour. My 'O'-eyed, bared-teeth face is going to be stuck like this for a week."

By: SpunOne | Oct 25th, 2002 (3:37 PM) | Thanks: Jenaside

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VIDEO

http://www.joeeigo.com/multilevelmoves/videos.htm

If you liked that last video, here's a page with a bunch more just like it. Who wants to taste my General Tso?

By: SpunOne | Oct 25th, 2002 (9:58 AM) | Thanks: Qu1ckSt3p

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VIDEO

http://mysz.free.fr/JoeEigo-Oct89-02.asf

Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball... but that's not right not in real life you will fall... down and break you leg... anybody wanna see me break an egg?